Trashing The Tulips
|by Christophorus Volkov|
Copyright on this story text belongs at all times to the original author only, whether stated explicitly in the text or not. The original date of posting to the MMSA was: 30 Oct 2017
Jim loved being a loner most of the time.
He’d been alone since his last break-up in 2004. After so many years without a serious lover, his friends had tried to play matchmaker many times, but Jim never could connect with someone. No one seemed to like what he was into. Those that did were either many miles away or in a relationship.
While he was attending a basketball game, Jim twisted his ankle going down the stairs at the stadium. It wasn’t broken, but it was a very bad sprain. After four long weeks, his problematic joint just wasn’t showing any improvement.
With an injured ankle, Jim couldn’t walk long distances, so that meant that for now, he could no longer mow his grass. It was starting to get out of hand, and, as someone that prided himself on a beautiful lawn with an amazing flower garden, Jim decided to hire a local landscaping company to do what he couldn’t do.
Arrangements were made, and contracts were signed. Jim could now rest his tired ankle while sipping lemonade on his porch and watch the young men of the mowing crew mow his lawn. He laughed to himself at the thought of it.
On Thursday morning at 8:00 am on the dot, Larry’s Lawn Legends pulled up in a big silver pickup truck. The driver, presumably Larry, hopped out of the driver’s seat. A young blonde-haired kid climbed out of the bed of the truck and immediately went to work. The driver came to the passenger side and bumped the door startling the third member of the crew to life. With a dour look on his face, he climbed out of the passenger’s seat.
Jim opened his screen door and stepped out onto the porch. His massive front yard was full of shaggy grass, and he couldn’t wait for the guys to attack it.
Name’s Larry of Larry’s Legends. You called about us mowing here?
Yes, I’m Jim.
This here’s Austin. He’s my hard worker. This other one’s Camden. I’m kinda doing his daddy a
favor by hiring him, so if you see him lollygagging, let me know, said Larry with a chuckle.
Austin, the blonde haired one, barely looked up and was working hard to get the necessary equipment off the trailer. Camden, the dark-haired one, moved slowly.
Jim led the group around the yard with specific instructions. He was careful to point out the flower bed of perennial plants that he didn’t want touched. To some people, they looked like weeds, but to Jim, these plants, tulips and imported grasses were beautiful.
If you know any good help, let me know. I’m about to lose these two. They just graduated from
high school last year. Both of them took a year off to help me.
Jim did the math in his head. That made both of the hotties helping Larry of legal age. Now, he wouldn’t feel so bad ogling them.
I noticed you’re limping. You ok? asked Larry.
Yeah, I’m fine. I just sprained my ankle last month really badly, and it’s not getting better.
I’m supposed to be inside propping it up, but I can’t really sit still.
I know what you mean. I messed up my roter cuff a couple of years ago, and my boy Cletus had to
take over for a while. The wife liked to kill me because I was eatin’ all her food and sittin’ around
so she couldn’t see her soaps.
He assumed Larry meant his rotator cuff, but he wasn’t sure.
The crew got to work, and Jim decided to set himself up on the back porch. He poured a big glass of lemonade, and he propped his foot up on the table. The porch was screened in, and it had a nice ceiling fan. It always ran nice and cool there.
Larry was working in the front lawn, and Austin and Camden attacked the backyard. They were talking very loudly over the weed trimmers.
At first, Jim couldn’t hear exactly the conversation, but, as they got closer to the house, he could hear that they were talking about sexual conquests from the night before.
So, did you fuck her? asked Austin.
Hell, yeah, I did, said Camden.
I fucked her right in the backseat. We did it all night,
man. The only thing that stopped us was that I heard a car pull up next to us. We thought it was the cops,
and I was getting her right up the ass. It was ten times tighter than her pussy, man. Anyway, when I heard
the car, I stopped for a second. The guy got out, and he was walking his dog at fucking midnight man!
Who does that shit? She was like I think you better stop. I was like ’no way honey’ so I pulled it out
and fucked her in her pussy until I was about ready to cum. Then I put it back in her ass and blew my
load, you know, so she won’t get pregnant.
Wow, I’m not sure it works that way, bro. You need to wear a raincoat all the time, said Austin.
Nah man, it’s cool. She told me she doesn’t get pregnant, man.
Austin interjected with amazement and wonder.
You fucked her in the ass?
Yeah man. I blew my load right up there.
How many times have you done that?
Camden thought for a moment,
With this girl? Man, she’s easy. Maybe four or fi...
Austin nodded his head towards the porch and looked up realizing Jim could probably hear their conversation.
Jim, who had inadvertently been stroking his cock through his shorts, smiled back and nodded,
I was a young man once, myself. Don’t worry about it. You guys pretend I’m not even here.
What Jim didn’t tell the boys was his unconscious stroking and their hot story produced a raging boner. Jim couldn’t help imagining Camden pounding that girl in the backseat. He could see the young man naked from the waist down and what must be a brilliant, round ass pounding away. He was just about to imagine the orgasm when he heard a knock on the screen door out front.
Jim slowly rose and lumbered through the house to the door. It was Larry.
Well, we’re almost done,
The boys are finishing up the backyard. I did the front. If you’re satisfied, we’ll settle
Larry’s Lawn Experts had a policy. If a customer wasn’t satisfied for any reason, Larry would do anything to make it right.
It was about that time that things were about to go very bad for the boys.
The two shirtless guys came around the side of Jim’s home from the backyard glistening with sweat.
We’re done, Larry, said Austin, flecks of grass on his face and across his six pack of abs.
Camden was a little beefier. He was in good shape, but his abs were less defined. He was about three or four inches taller than Austin at just over six feet. He also outweighed him by probably about 20 pounds. He wore a pair of red basketball shorts that clung to his sweaty ass like plastic wrap. Jim could see every curve.
Austin wore a pair of white shorts. His ass was not nearly as defined as Larry’s, but you could see when he turned around that he wasn’t wearing any underwear. There was clearly something interesting in the front of his shorts. Jim noticed the outline of Austin’s mushroom head and big balls.
Larry chugged a bottle of water on Jim’s porch as the two boys were putting away the equipment and
trimmers on the flatbed trailer.
So, take a look around. Let me know if we did everything right.
Jim limped down the four steps and walked along the side of his flower bed in the front yard. The yard looked spectacular. It looked like a finely-manicured golf fairway. Somewhere around the side yard, things started to look a little different. The backyard, which the boys had mowed, looked like a drunk had mowed it. The lines were uneven, and Jim noticed that a couple of his tulips had been clipped by a mower blade.
At that point, he noticed the major damage. At the point where his cable television cable went into the house, the wire had been severed at ground level presumably by the weed trimmer. Jim went in the back door and grabbed his phone. Instantly by the display, he knew the wi-fi service had been knocked out.
Larry was waiting on the porch when Jim limped back out the front door. The experienced landscaper could tell he was looking at an unhappy customer. He motioned for the two boys to come up to the porch.
Someone ran over my tulips and cut my cable line, said Jim.
Seriously? I’m so sorry, said Larry.
Jim led the landscaping delegation around the house, and Larry’s heart sunk. He knew he was in trouble, and his crew was responsible.
The beautiful afternoon suddenly grew very bad for the small business owner and his perfect five-star online review.
Boys, did you guys do this?
Camden looked down at the ground, and Austin didn’t say a word.
Answer me! demanded Larry.
I think it was like that before, said Camden, his deep voice quivering.
Yeah, we may have
hit the tulips, but I don’t think we clipped the cable.
Austin remained silent.
So, you’re calling our customer a liar?
Well, he was spying on us the entire time. I think he was jacking off or something watching us,
Camden reported. Austin said nothing.
That’s preposterous! said Jim.
I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life. Anyone with ears
could have heard you talking about your sexual encounters last night.
So, you guys are lying and now I’m hearing you were unprofessional in your conduct?
We were just talking, said Camden.
So, you admit it! You were talking about a sexual encounter while representing my company!
Just cut the shit, Camden. We’re toast. Yes sir, we did it. Yes sir, we cut the cable and ruined
Shut up Austin!
Larry shook his head. He looked at Jim.
I’m so sorry, sir. We’ll make this right.
Austin and Camden knew what was coming. When they signed on to work for the company, Larry promised to pay them handsomely, but he said he would punish them physically if they brought irreparable damage to his company.
No, it’s ok. I’m not mad. I know these things happen. It’s tough to get good help these days,
Larry, said Jim trying to smooth it over for the boys. Secretly, he knew he was going to enjoy watching
what would develop, but he did feel bad for the young men.
Sir, these boys have to learn to pay attention at all times on the job. We are going to teach
them that, Larry said. Then he barked,
Take everything off! Shoes, socks, everything.
Jim’s eyes grew big. He looked at Larry’s physique. He was probably just a little older than Jim, but he was a picture of health. His work uniform was tucked neatly into his shorts revealing a flat belly and a hint of a six pack.
Reluctantly, in Jim’s backyard, the boys started to strip off their clothes. Since they were both shirtless, that didn’t consist of much. Austin pulled off his grass-stained sneakers and his socks. He grabbed the white shorts and pulled them down. His gigantic flaccid cock flopped out under his trimmed pubes and over the waistband. He tossed his shorts aside and put both hands over his manhood. Camden took off his black shoes and socks tucking the socks inside of the shoes. He pulled down the red shorts revealing a nice pair of boxers. The boxers came down last. His cock, much smaller than Austin’s, was semi-hard. His balls hung low between his hairy legs.
Camden was much less concerned, it seemed with appearance. His lightly haired chest and slightly rounded but muscular stomach ended in a happy trail of hair down to a thatch of unkempt pubes. Austin’s smooth chest and sculpted abs showed he was naturally smooth or that he shaved or waxed his body hair.
The boys stood embarrassed in front of the two adults. They looked around. With Jim’s secluded location and his large lot size, it was unlikely anyone without a set of binoculars would see them or come their aid.
What now? Let’s get this over with, said Camden.
SHUT UP MAN! Austin snapped at his friend giving him a look that said,
Don’t piss him off
Truth was Larry couldn’t have been more pissed, and the thought of having two young, hot men in his backyard was extremely exciting for Jim. His cock started to grow inside his briefs.
Larry walked to the cable box,
This is already broken, right?
Jim nodded, and Larry produced a box knife from his pocket.
I’ll pay for this repair, said
Larry. With that, he lopped off about three feet of now-useless cable that used to connect Jim’s cable
outlets inside the house to the world before I was ruined by the boys. He carefully pulled it from the
side of the wooden home.
Austin, you were honest, the quiet one of the two boys was clearly ashamed by the pronouncement
and that he was even in this situation. Truth be told, it was Camden’s negligence that caused both issues.
Take this cable, and beat his ass, said Larry pointing to Camden.
This fucking snitch is going to beat my ass? asked Camden.
I’m tired of your mouth. Shut the fuck up, and bend over! said Larry to his insolent employee.
With a smirk, Camden did he was told. He bent over and placed his palms on the wood siding of the
home. Austin, quietly fuming inside, walked behind his
friend and pulled back his arm. He began
to lash Camden’s big round ass.
With every whip of the cable, Camden’s bravado broke more and more. Jim watched as the big round lightly haired glutes began to show small welts from the cable.
SORRRY! I’m SORRY!
Austin was having none of it. His cock was growing as he was spanking his co-worker, and Jim could see that Austin was a shower and a grower.
Larry spoke up,
Austin, not hearing his boss, continued to swing back and hit Camden’s ass.
STOP! HE SAID...
Larry stepped forward and grabbed Austin’s arm. In an instant, Austin snapped out of his trance,
Oh, I’m sooo sorry, Camden!
He really was sorry. He had almost had an out of body experience for a moment.
Camden turned around with a bright red face and tears streaming down his face. He put both hands on his ass, and he started to rub his cheeks. The pain was intense from his ass, and his butt was so warm that he felt like you could fry bacon on it. He took a look over his shoulder and saw an ass covered in welts and red marks. His cock, still flaccid, hung low between his legs.
Now I get to spank him, right?
No. It doesn’t work that way, Larry said, shaking his head.
He was honest, and you lied.
Jim was amazed that all this was going on right in his backyard. This was the stuff that the expensive porn sites would charge hundreds to download. Jim was enjoying the show, for sure. His cock nearly burst through the fabric of his underwear and shorts while Austin striped Camden’s ass.
Your name is Jim, right? Larry asked.
They had established that earlier, but Larry didn’t seem like a details guy, so Jim nodded.
Ok, Jim. Get me a few of those fresh cut tulips.
Jim limped over to the damaged tulip patch that had been either chopped by a mower blade or cut by the weed trimmer. He gathered up a few of the plants that had been cut at the stem. Slowly, he walked back over to Larry and handed him the flowers. His ankle was hurting, but he didn’t notice.
Larry asked the boys to lie down flat on the new grass. Camden and Austin dropped to their knees and then moved forward to the prone position. The way they were laying, Jim could tell the difference in their backs and bodies. Camden’s back was muscular with a small patch of dark hair right above his ass. His ass rose like mountains from his back and then dropped back down abruptly into his hamstrings. Austin’s back was more defined, and the slope of his ass was more gentle. He appeared to be nearly hairless from the neck down. Jim wondered what Larry had in store for the young men on the ground.
Boys, open those cheeks, said Larry.
WHAT? protested Camden as Austin complied with the request straight away.
Open your cheeks. Spread ’em.
Austin’s smooth hole almost hid from view. It was basically a tight dot directly in the middle of the lower valley between those wonderfully sloped cheeks. Camden, who finally complied with the request, had an untamed and hairy hole. It looked a little used, to be honest.
Larry took four tulips and placed two of them in each of the boy’s anuses. Austin took the humiliation
like a champ. Camden yelped as the stems were pushed up his hole,
Don’t they look nice? asked Larry.
Jim smiled and nodded. The boys were suddenly flower vases with tulips standing straight up out of each of their rectums. It was a funny sight to see.
Larry surveyed the situation.
I think tweedle-dumb has had enough. This one, though. We’re just
Larry pointed to the screened-in porch and gestured as if to say,
Do you mind if I get something?
Jim nodded in return. He had no objection. Larry opened the screen door and grabbed one of Jim’s lawn
chairs. He sat it down on the sidewalk.
Jim, have a seat right here.
Jim sat down in the chair.
Camden. You can stand up. Austin, come here.
Camden stood up. The tulips fell out of his loose hole and onto the ground. He was still rubbing his welted ass. He stood there with that useless cock just hanging.
Austin stood up, but the tulips stayed up his ass. His hole was not letting them go.
Lay down over Mr. Jim’s lap.
Jim looked over at the Adonis standing next to him, and the young man was looking away from him shyly. For a moment, they locked eyes, and Jim felt something warm between them. Up close, Austin’s curly blonde hair and blue eyes were even more beautiful than when he was far away.
Austin placed his body over Jim’s lap. He could feel the young man’s cock digging against his thigh. He held his hands to his sides in awkward excitement.
Go ahead. Let him have it, said Larry.
Jim closed his eyes. He thought to himself,
When am I ever going to have a guy this beautiful
laying over my lap again? He looked down at the well-formed ass. The tulips were still sticking straight
out from the tight hole.
He reached down and plucked the tulips from Austin’s ass. As they came out, Austin let out a little groan. With his left hand, Jim grabbed Austin’s blonde locks. He pulled his head back. He pulled back with his right hand and delivered a mighty smack across Austin’s hairless ass.
Austin continued to say very little. Maybe a slight movement.
Uh, the first hint of a sound from him. His tight buns started to get a little red.
AHH! a big response.
Austin’s ass was firm and taut under Jim’s hand.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Austin closed his eyes feeling the pain in his ass. At this point, he just bit his lip softly.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
After the 20th hand stroke, Jim stopped. Austin’s cock was starting to grow. Jim could
feel it against his leg.
You can stand up, son, said Jim.
Austin rose to his full height and his cock was at full attention. His rippled chest and abs were heaving as he breathed heavily. His nipples were erect, but his cock was a sight to see.
It was definitely a huge, thick member with a slight turn to the left and a big mushroom head.
Do you mind if I take care of this, sir? said Austin with his eyes pleading for relief.
Not at all.
Austin began to stroke his cock. Camden watched his friend begin to masturbate,
I can’t watch
Larry scowled and grabbed the naked jerk by the ear.
Get dressed you ass and wait in the truck.
He let go of his ear, and Camden began to get dressed. He limped off towards the truck holding his throbbing cheeks. Larry followed him leaving only Austin and Jim in the backyard.
Noticing they were now alone, Austin rubbed his chest with his free hand and looked down at Jim sitting
in the chair.
Do you want to help me, man? he asked.
Stand behind me and hold me while I shoot this load. I’m afraid I might fall over, his voice
was barely audible. His blonde locks framed his face so perfectly.
Jim stood up, limped a few steps and moved behind Austin. He put his clothed body against Austin’s naked one and wrapped his arms around him lovingly. Austin was moaning softly and breathing heavily as he stroked his cock.
Can you stroke me off, sir?
The older man moved his right hand down to Austin’s penis and locked around it. The younger man let out an audible sigh as Jim grabbed his most private part. Jim began to stroke him, and it didn’t take much time. As Austin played with his nipples, he began to shake. The naked man began to moan more and more audibly as he approached climax.
Feeling Austin’s body shake softly and hearing the moans made Jim’s cock grow inside his shorts to its full length. He thought he might cum without stroking his cock. As Jim closed his eyes and felt the firm, cut penis in his right hand, Austin, still fondling his nipples, yelled out.
OH! I’M CUMMMMINGGG!
Without warning, a squirt of cum shot out of the young penis followed by seven more hard squirts. Five more softer squirts.
At the same time, Jim’s cock began to shoot inside of his briefs. His cum shot down the leg hole and out of his briefs and pooled between his leg and his cargo shorts. As waves of pleasure coursed through him like he had never felt before, Jim’s knees buckled in orgasm. Austin fell gently to the ground with him. They both laid there for a moment and didn’t say a word.
Jim whispered into Austin’s ear,
I really didn’t want to spank you, but I think you’re beautiful.
Austin smiled back,
I know you didn’t want to, but I’m glad you did.
They laid together in the grass holding each other for a few moments and watched the fluffy clouds drift across the morning sky.
Austin’s orgasm began to subside, and he started to move. He struggled to his feet. Jim watched as he walked over to his socks, shoes and shorts. He put them back on. As he turned, Jim noticed that Austin’s ass was so red that it showed through his white shorts.
Jim was struggling to get to his feet, and Austin came over to help him.
Thank you, said Jim.
I know this may not be appropriate seeing as I’m probably 25 years
older than you, but I feel like we really connected here. Would you like to go out and have a soda or
You mean...like a date?
I guess you could call it that.
Well, I’d have to bring my girlfriend. I’m not sure how she’d feel about it, said Austin.
Closing his eyes in disappointment, Jim just shook his head.
I am so sorry, man. I didn’t know
you were straight or in a relationship.
Well, first, I’m bi, and, secondly, I’m really not that into her. Just DM me.
DM? What’s a DM?
Dude, we gotta get you on social media, Austin said with a smile. The two exchanged numbers.
Jim followed Austin back around the front of his house. Larry walked up and said,
Drop me a bill.
I’ll fix that cable box.
Don’t worry about it. You gave me an experience I’ll never forget.
Austin smiled and chuckled as he climbed into the truckbed. Larry hopped in the driver’s seat of the cab where Camden sat scowling in the passenger’s seat. Austin tapped the roof of the truck, and Larry started the engine and began to drive down the long driveway to the road.
As they drove away, Jim waved. Austin smiled and gave a shy salute.
Jim looked down at the huge wet cum spot on his shorts.